mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Hey there stranger my name is Clare, I will be attending Emerson College and like few things more than a well written television show, comedy podcasts, and Kevin Spacey. I am a semiprofessional Bill Cosby impersonator and the 19th worst block builder in America.


y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

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Paul F. Tompkins


Paul F. Tompkins

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(1) President Abraham Lincolnwho had depression
(2) Writer Virginia Woolfwho had bipolar disorder
(3) Artist Vincent Van Goghwho had bipolar disorder
(4) Writer Sylvia Plathwho had depression
(5) Mathematician John Nash (from A Beautiful Mind), who had schizophrenia

Inspired by this post

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if magic isn’t real then how do you explain


It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

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Female Comic:

Being a woman is kind of a nightmare sometimes!

The General Public:


Louis CK:

Being a woman is kind of a nightmare sometimes!

The General Public:

*standing ovation* *balloons drop from ceiling* *Louis CK elected President of Comedy* Hahaha that is SO TRUE! I'm so glad this guy gets it! Have you heard his bit about how it's ok to say faggot?


It’s a valid point

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this show is everything

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Some of my personal favorite Night Vale facebook statuses. 

They can be oddly up lifting

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